"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
"Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?"
"Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?"
"Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?"
AMEN, AMEN !!